Tip 1: Hoard Everything

Don't just hoard items, hoard emotions, thoughts, and ideas. It's not just about saving stuff, it's about saving yourself.

Subtip 1: Hoarder's Lament

"I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a collector. There's a difference. I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a curator. A curator of fine, fine things.
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Subtip 2: The Hoarder's Den

Visit our hoarder's den, where you can find the most exquisite collections of useless items.