Paranoid Mischief Techniques

Expertly cultivate your sense of impending doom.

Learn how to make your neighbors' gardens look like they've been ravaged by a pack of wild animals.

Carefully crafted techniques for maximum paranoia-inducing results:

1. Technique 1: The art of rearranging garden gnomes in a circle of despair.
2. Technique 2: Strategically placing fake spiders in the most unlikely of places.
3. Technique 3: Creating a network of hidden, pulsing red lights to simulate an alien invasion.