Welcome to the second level of our Paranoia Recovery Program. Here, you'll be introduced to the art of Advanced Misinterpretation techniques. Don't worry, we won't tell you what's real anymore.
Our Level 1: Initial Descent into paranoia was just a warm-up. Now, you'll learn how to question the very fabric of reality. It's going to get weird.
Remember, theประก border you're seeing right now? Don't worry about it. It's just a side effect of our patented "Reality Distortion Field".