Are you tired of being a secret agent, but still want to be on the lookout for suspicious activity? Look no further! Our products are designed to help you stay vigilant in the field.
1. Paranoid Camera - A camera that takes pictures of everything, even when you're not looking.
2. Paranoid Mic - A microphone that amplifies every sound within a 50-foot radius, even the sound of your own thoughts.
3. Paranoid Watch - A watch that tells you the time, but also displays a constantly updating countdown until you're caught.
4. Paranoid Sunglasses - Sunglasses that not only protect your eyes from the sun, but also from your neighbor's suspicious glances.
Don't see something you like? Place an order today! (Or tomorrow. Or next week. Whenever. We're not judging you.)