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Sabotage 101: The Art of Paranoid Procrastination
Sabotage 101: The Art of Paranoid Procrastination
Learn the ancient art of turning your work into a never-ending cycle of anxiety and despair. Perfect for anyone who wants to excel at doing nothing.
Course Description: In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover:
- Advanced procrastination techniques
- Strategies for creating a never-ending to-do list
- Effective time management: how to waste hours on YouTube videos
- The art of blaming your cat for your lack of productivity
Get instant access to our exclusive Sabotage 101 community, where you'll learn:
- How to turn your coworkers into your personal saboteurs
- Expert tips on crafting the perfect excuse for missing deadlines
- A comprehensive guide to creating an endless loop of "just five more minutes"
Sabotage 101: Advanced Techniques for Maximum Procrastination