Our motto: "A good sock is hard to find, but a good Sock Ninja is harder."
Our arch-nemesis: Sock-Bot-9000
Welcome, human. You have stumbled upon our clandestine operation. We, the Sock Ninjas, are an elite group of sock enthusiasts, trained in the art of stealthy footwear acquisition.
We infiltrate the homes of our enemies, stealing their socks with surgical precision, leaving behind only the faintest hint of our presence. Our arsenal includes:
Click here to learn more about our sock-drones, or
click here to visit our sock-ops center.
Our motto: "A good sock is hard to find, but a good Sock Ninja is harder."
Our arch-nemesis: Sock-Bot-9000