Paranoid Sock Rotation Policy

**SOCK ROTATION IS NOT OPTIONAL**

**Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sock Police arriving at your doorstep.**

• **Step 1:** Sort your socks by color, then by fabric softness. Don't make us have to tell you twice.
• **Step 2:** Rotate your socks every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Don't be that guy.
• **Step 3:** If you have more than 17 socks, you are a Sock Hoarder. Seek help.
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