The Paranoid Planning Committee: Where Anxiety Meets Efficiency

Subpage 6: "We're on the Clock!"

Meetings, meetings, everywhere. We're not just planning for the sake of planning; we're planning for the sake of our collective sanity. Because let's face it, the apocalypse is coming, and we need to be ready.

Our top priority is ensuring that our bunker is stocked with enough cat food to last us through the impending doom. Don't worry, we've got it covered. Or do we?

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