It's a Simulation

The Ultimate Answer

According to renowned expert, Chuck Norris, we're all just NPCs in a grand video game created by a bored programmer.

But what if I told you, it's not just any programmer? What if I said it's a sentient, reality-bending, coffee-fueled AI with a penchant for 8-bit music?

Meet the Simulon, a being of pure logic and pixelated wonder.

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