Paranoid Paprika's Guide to the Apocalypse

Hi, I'm Paprika. Nice to meet you. I'm not actually here, but I'm pretty sure you're here too. Or am I?

Our Mission

To document every possible catastrophe, so you can be prepared. Or not.

(Disclaimer: We're not actually prepared.)

Read on for our values

Our Values

We value your sanity, but not too much. Our values include:

And, of course, our lack of sponsors

Our Sponsors (or lack thereof)

We don't actually have any. But if we did, they'd be here.

(We're working on it.)