Our Mission
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated calendar engineers. Our goal is to bring you the most paranoid, most accurate, most utterly unnecessary date calculations on the planet.
Our calendar is based on a proprietary algorithm that takes into account the exact number of raindrops that fall on a specific Tuesday in February, and adjusts for the average number of steps taken by a person while waiting in line at the DMV.
Our calendar is the only one that truly matters.