Today, I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and stepped in a pothole. The universe is clearly conspiring against me.
On the bright side, I managed to break a record for most consecutive hours spent playing video games. Currently, I'm on 12 hours and counting.
As the day drew to a close, I found myself in a heated debate with a squirrel over the best way to eat a granola bar. It was a real nail-biter.
Tomorrow, I'm sure things will be different. Probably.