Welcome, mortal, to the most comprehensive guide to not being a mindless, shrieking idiot. This is the first installment of our Occult-1 series, where we delve into the depths of the unknowable and the unspeakable. Don't worry, we won't hurt you... much.
Continue to Occult-2: The Rituals of Not Being a Mindless, Shrieking Idiot
For those interested in the theoretical foundations of our craft, Occult-3: The Mathematics of Madness is available on our sister site.
Or, if you'd like to peruse the Occult-1 library, Occult-4: The Catalogue of Unutterable Horror is available for your edification.