Are you a curious alien searching for a human friend? Look no further! Our Missing Persons Protocol is here to guide you through the process of making contact and building a relationship with a human.
Our step-by-step guide covers the essentials of spotting a human in distress, establishing a connection, and safely transporting your new friend back to your spaceship.
Don't be a galactic loner – follow our protocol and start making some out-of-this-world friends today!