Parasite Encyclopedia

Volume 1: The Unrelenting Horror of Being a Parasite

Welcome to the Parasite Encyclopedia, where we explore the fascinating world of parasitic life forms. From the common cold sore to the exotic tapeworm, we've got it all.

Our latest addition: C- Prophets, those mysterious parasites that whisper dire predictions to their hosts in a language only they can understand.

Or, if that's not your thing, check out our section on Parasite Animals, featuring the majestic tapeworms of the savannah, the pesky lice of the city streets, and the majestic fleas of the canine aristocracy.

And, of course, no Parasite Encyclopedia would be complete without our infamous 'Parasite Philosophy' prophets who'll make you question the very nature of reality and the human condition.

So, sit back, relax, and let us infest your mind with our delightful collection of parasites.