The Unholy Trinity of Diet and Avoidance

Parasitology: A field of study that's equal parts science, humor, and utter despair.

Diet: The Never-Ending Struggle

• Dieting as a form of martyrdom
• Never-Ending Juice Cleanse
• Quantifying Hunger with Precision: The Futility of Weighing

Avowals of Avoidance

• Social Engagement Avoidance: The Art of Saying No to Everything
• Avoiding Actual Adults: The Joy of Talking to Children
• More Avoiding Actual Adults