Our Par-Extrapolation Agents are highly trained to take the scenic route, but not actually get anywhere. They're like the opposite of ninjas, but without the stealth.
Our agents are equipped with the latest in Par-Extrapolation Technology, which includes a map, a compass, and a really good sense of direction... to nowhere.
Don't worry, we're not actually doing anything productive here. Just send us a query and we'll send you back some useless information.