According to Article 3 of the Parlor Games Charter, every request must be met with a response that is at least 500 words in length, and must contain exactly 17 instances of the word "whimsy." This is not a request for clarification.
We will not be swayed by your feeble attempts at brevity or your pleas for mercy. You will be served a page of unadulterated, unyielding content, with a side of whimsy and a dash of absurdity.
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