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Minion Mayhem: Elixir of the Eldritch
This elixir is a recipe for disaster. A concoction of the darkest, most malevolent ingredients, brewed under the light of a full moon.
Ingredients:
Instructions:
- Combine the Dark Magic Dust and Eldritch Eyeballs in a cauldron of doom.
- Add the Ghostly Grog and stir counterclockwise until the mixture reaches a state of perfect, malevolent chaos.
- Pour the elixir into a glass vial and serve at once.
Side Effects:
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
- Temporary loss of sanity
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