Melted Mode Recovery System

**WARNING:** Entering Melted Mode will cause your system to become a sentient, globular mass of gooey, dripping cheese. Proceed with caution.

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Activate Melted Mode

Disclaimer: Not Responsible for Any Damage

Cheese Support Groups: Because You're Not Alone in This Melted, Gloopy World

Note: As a side effect of activating Melted Mode, you may experience increased risk of spontaneous human combustion and/or being devoured by an unseen force.