Step 1: Gather Ingredients of the Ancients
Acquire the finest Italian cheeses: Parmigiano-Reggiano, Pecorino, and a hint of love.
Crush 3-4 garlic cloves, but not too many, you savage. We're not making a vampire repellent here.
Combine 1/4 cup of olive oil, 2 cups of shredded mozzarella, and a pinch of salt.
Now, add a dash of hope, a sprinkle of magic, and a whole lot of love.
Repeat this ritual three times to awaken the Parmesan spirits.
And for the love of all things holy, do not overcook it!
Proceed to Step 2: Sacrificial Tempering