Parmesan is a mysterious, ancient protocol that has been lost to the sands of time.
Or is it just a really old cheese?
Little is known about the origins of Parmesan, but it's believed to have been first used by the great Emperor Zorgon in 305 BC.
Some say it's a powerful tool for controlling the world's supply of nachos.
Despite its mysterious past, Parmesan remains a powerful force in modern times.
It's still used to control the flow of nachos, but also has been adapted for use in more mundane tasks, such as controlling the world's supply of socks.
Visit our subpage on Parmesan Theory of Everything for more information on the intricacies of this ancient protocol.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Parmesan Experiments page for some real-world examples of Parmesan in action.
But be warned, some of these experiments have been known to cause spontaneous combustion.