ParmaGenius - Inventions
Welcome to our humble abode of absurdly brilliant inventions. Browse our collection of the most outlandish and impractical solutions to the world's most pressing problems.
Auto-Twittering Toaster
Why tweet when you can Auto-Tweet? Our patented toaster automatically crafts 280-character responses to your breakfast.
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Take your selfies to the next level with our patented Selfie Tornado Generator! Create miniature whirlwinds of self-admiration.
Read moreDisco Ball of Doom
Blast your enemies with an endless sea of sparkles and despair with our patented Disco Ball of Doom.
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