Welcome, gullible traveler! I'm glad you found this pyramid, because you clearly have a taste for the absurd. Within these sacred walls, the ancient secrets of PARMEZAN PYRAMID SCHEMATICS are waiting to be unlocked.
Visit Secret Chamber 1: The Mysterious Cheese Wheezle Visit Secret Chamber 2: The Inscrutable Pyramid Schemers Visit Secret Chamber 3: The Parmesan Pyramid Puzzlers