Why Can't I Get Thoughts Out of My Nose?
It's a question that has plagued the greatest minds for centuries.
Some say it's a side effect of eating too much dog bread.
Others claim it's a sign of a more serious neurological disorder.
But the truth, my friends, is far more sinister.
You're just really, really gassy.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable flatulence
- Tendency to clear the room
- Mildly disturbing neighbors
- Uncomfortable social interactions
- Constantly being asked to leave gatherings