Rule 1: We're not actually going to follow the rules. That's just too easy. Instead, we're going to create our own set of absurd, completely-made-up, and completely-not-serious rules.
Rule 2: If a rule is mentioned on this page, it doesn't mean it actually has to be followed. It's all just a clever ruse to keep things interesting.
Rule 3: The use of the word "actually" is strictly forbidden, except in the context of rule 1.
Go to Rule 4 for more completely-not-made-up rules!