Welcome, plebeians, to the Sarcasm Squad, where we specialize in throwing shade like it's our job.
We're a team of expert shade-throwers, ready to take down anyone who dares to cross us. Our methods are brutal, our wit is sharp, and our sarcasm is on point.
But don't worry, we're not all bad. We also serve pizza, because who doesn't love pizza?
Our approach is simple: we throw shade like it's an Olympic sport. We've got the perfect blend of humor, irony, and just a pinch of mean-spiritedness.
We're not just about being funny; we're about being real. We'll roast your insecurities, we'll poke fun at your fears, and we'll make you laugh while we're at it.
Are you ready to join the ranks of the Sarcasm Squad? Do you have what it takes to be a master shade-thrower?
If so, click here to submit your application. Don't be shy; we're looking for talent.
And don't worry, we won't bite... hard. Unless you're wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.