Here are some things that I did. Maybe you'll like them, I dunno.
Here are some things that I did, and they're pretty good, I guess.
1. The time I accidentally deleted the server and had to reinstall everything.
2. The time I wrote a function that didn't crash, on the first try.
3. The time I managed to get a coffee shop to give me a free pastry.
Here are some things that I'm working on, but they're not finished yet.
1. A script for a movie that will never get made.
2. A novel that I'll never finish writing.
3. A to-do list that's getting longer every day.
Here are some things that I did, but they didn't work out so well.
1. The time I tried to start a fire in the kitchen and set off the fire alarm.
2. The time I wrote a program that crashed, on the first try.
3. The time I tried to get a refund from a company that doesn't give refunds.