Due to unforeseen circumstances, the sky has fallen. Like, literally. We're talking meteorites, asteroids, the whole shebang. It's a real thing now. Read more about the impending doom
In response, our team has been working overtime to implement the Sky-Falling-Protocol, which should, in theory, prevent any further celestial bodies from entering our atmosphere. Fingers crossed, folks!
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. Like, we're not really sure what the point of this update is anymore.
We've implemented a new feature that allows you to change the font size of the updates to a size more suitable to your liking. Just go to Update Settings and choose your preferred font size!
Or don't, we really don't care.
We've added a 404 page, just because. It's at /parody/4/featured/updates/404. Don't click it, it's not that interesting.