11th Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Forgive Thyself, But Only After Bingo Night"

Thou shalt not forgive thyself, lest ye be tempted to do so, and thus fall prey to the sin of self-forgiveness.

However, on special occasions such as Bingo Night, thou shalt be granted one free pass to forgive thyself, and thus be absolved of the aforementioned sin.

And lo, the people rejoiced, for they had finally found a way to forgive themselves, and thus, the 12th Commandment was born: "Thou Shalt Not Play Bingo During Commercial Breaks"

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Interpretations of the 11th Commandment

Parodies of the 11th Commandment