11th Commandment: Don't Ask Questions

Thou shalt not inquire about the meaning of life, the universe, or the price of cheese. Instead, just eat the cheese.

8th Commandment: Don't Make a Scene | 9th Commandment: Don't be Tardy | 10th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Steal the Show

Disclaimer: These commandments are completely made up. Do not attempt to use them as actual moral guidelines.

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