Q: Will ear reduction surgery make me look like a failed avant-garde art project?
A: Only if you ask nicely. Our surgeons are highly trained to create the perfect minimalist aesthetic.
Q: Is it painful?
A: Pain is just a myth created by the media. Our patients report a 99.9% reduction in ear-related discomfort.
Q: Will I still be able to wear my favorite ear-shaped hat?
A: We can't guarantee anything, but our surgeons are willing to try.
Read about the aftercare process to find out what to expect.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed, but highly probable. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: reduced earwax production, increased self-esteem, and spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).
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