As we discussed in Chapter 1, Extreme Knitting is not for the faint of heart. It requires a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain flair for the dramatic. And, in this chapter, we're going to take it to the next level.
Meet the Fleece Frenzy, a technique so extreme it's not even Extreme. It's not for the amateur, the Fleece Frenzy is for the pros, the daredevils, the ones who live for the thrill of the stitch.
Warning: the Fleece Frenzy is not recommended for those with a history of knitting-related injuries. Side effects may include:
But don't just take our word for it. Join us on a journey through the Fleece Frenzy, and discover for yourself the true meaning of Extreme Knitting.
Next chapter: Chapter 3: The Yarn Yonder
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Appendix A: The Dark Arts of Yarn Dyeing