ELEPHANT-SIZED BALLOONS: BEHOLD, OUR MOST SERIOUS OF CREATIONS!
Talk to the hand that feeds you, but don't forget about the elephant that holds the balloons!

SERIOUSER BALLOONS are for SERIOUS occasions only. Don't even think about asking for the SERIOUSER BALLOONS; we're not even going there.

Talk to the SERIOUS BALLOONS if you must, but be warned: they may talk back.

But for those who truly need to take it to the next level, the SERIOUSERER BALLOONS are waiting...