The Unapologetic Guide to Being an Elephant
By: Balthazar McSnout
Elephant designers: the unsung heroes of the animal kingdom. We're not just talking about slapping on a nice shade of gray and calling it a day, no sir. We're talking about the art of being an elephant.
We'll delve into the intricacies of trunk management, ear placement, and the importance of never, ever apologizing for your actions.
So, if you're ready to become a true master of the elephant design world, then read on!
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