Elephant Designer's Manifesto

Or, How to Design Like a Pachyderm

As an elephant designer, you are the master of your domain. Your trunks are long, your memory is vast, and your taste is impeccable.

Rule 1: All design decisions must be made while standing on one leg.
Rule 2: Never trust a designer who doesn't wear a pocket watch.
Rule 3: Always prioritize the user experience. Unless the user is a lion. Then prioritize your own experience.
Rule 4: A good design is like a well-crafted tusks – it's all about the curve.
Rule 5: Never underestimate the power of a well-timed trunk gesture.