"Trunks are like hugs, but for your car." - Trunk Norris
"I'd rather be a trunk than a wheelbarrow, any day." - Trunk Norris
"Trunks are the unsung heroes of the automotive world." - Trunk Norris
"You can't have too many trunks, but you can never have too many laughs." - Trunk Norris
"Trunks: because adulting is hard, but parking is harder." - Trunk Norris
"You are not a parking spot, you are a parking lot of emotions." - Trunk Norris
"Life is like parking: it's all about finding the perfect spot." - Trunk Norris