Welcome, esteemed guests, to Tusk-Tower, the crowning achievement of my esteemed career as an elephant designer, Balthazar McSnoutface. This majestic structure defies gravity and logic with its 12 tusk-like protrusions that seem to defy the laws of physics, yet somehow hold the weight of 5000 gallons of fresh elephant juice.
As the mastermind behind this architectural marvel, I, Balthazar, have taken inspiration from the greats: the Eiffel Tower for its audacious scale, the Giza Pyramids for their sheer, unadulterated grandeur, and the occasional elephant that wandered into my backyard.
But enough about the design process. Let us proceed to the tour!
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