Elephant Chaos Theory and the Future | A Study of the Universe

The Trunk-ential Singularity

According to our research, the universe is on the brink of a great trunk-ential singularity. It's a real thing, we swear. Just ask our team of expert elephant physicists.

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A Brief History of Elephant Chaos Theory

It all started with the great trunk-burst of 2050, where the fabric of space-time was forever altered by the mighty trunk of an enraged elephant.

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