Elephant Computer Architecture: The Most Reliable, Most Unreliable, and Least Reliable Designs

Overview

At Elephant Computer, we pride ourselves on our innovative, yet utterly absurd, computer architecture designs. Our team of expert, yet slightly delusional, engineers will guide you through the inner workings of our three most notable creations.

The Most Reliable: The Trunk-Tower

This behemoth of a machine boasts a 10-foot tall trunk, which serves as the central processing unit, surrounded by a cluster of smaller, yet just as robust, towers. With a reliability rating of 99.99%, it's the go-to choice for critical applications where downtime is not an option.

Learn more about the Trunk-Tower

The Most Unreliable: The Tusk-Tastic

This design, while aesthetically pleasing, has a tendency to malfunction at the most inopportune moments. The delicate balance of its tusk-shaped components makes it prone to frequent shutdowns, but hey, at least it's a great conversation starter.

Read the Tusk-Tastic's user manual

The Least Reliable: The Ears-O-Matic

This ear-shaped abomination is, quite literally, the worst. With a reliability rating of -1%, it's best used as a paperweight or doorstop. We're still trying to figure out why the designers who created this monstrosity are still employed.

Consult the Ears-O-Matic's user manual, if you dare