A project of unbridled enthusiasm and questionable sanity.
Our team of expertly trained hamsters will spend 6 months studying the aerodynamics of inflatable unicorns.
Expected outcome: A comprehensive report on the feasibility of creating a flying, inflatable unicorn.
Estimated cost: $1,000,000,000,000 (we're worth it).
With our newfound knowledge, we will proceed to create 1000 prototypes of the inflatable unicorn, each one more majestic than the last.
Expected outcome: A collection of slightly-less-broken inflatable unicorns.
Estimated cost: $2,000,000,000,000 (still worth it).
With our army of inflatable unicorns, we will take to the skies and show the world what we're made of.
Expected outcome: A series of dramatic, yet completely safe, crashes and burns.
Estimated cost: $3,000,000,000,000 (worth it).
This project is brought to you by the letter "P" and the number 1.