Phase 2: The Unremarkable Iteration

Project Parody

Subproject 1: The Unnecessary Refactoring

We've reached Phase 2 of Project Parody! In this thrilling installment, we're going to take the same old ideas and rehash them with slightly different words. Because why fix what's broken, right?

Our team of expert procrastinators has been hard at work, re-arranging the deck chairs and re-wording the memos. It's going to be a wild ride!

Here's the plan for Phase 2:

More meetings. Many more meetings.
Rebranding our existing failures as "innovations".
Introducing our new " Agile" approach, where we'll just do whatever we want and call it "flexible".

Phase 2.5: The Experimental Iteration (Beta) | Back to Phase 1: The Uninformed Assumption Note: I've included a link to Phase 2.5, a hypothetical sub-phase that's not yet defined, and a link back to Phase 1, because why not?