Parody Project 3/2/5: A Study on the Importance of Slightly-Important Things

By Dr. Emily J. P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on Slightly-Important Things (SIT)

Introduction

This research paper presents a comprehensive analysis on the vital significance of Slightly-Important Things in modern society.

We define Slightly-Important Things as those things that are almost, but not quite, important. They occupy a crucial middle ground between utterly insignificant and profoundly impactful.

Methodology

Our research team employed an innovative combination of surveys, focus groups, and extensive browsing on the internet.

Results

• 85% of respondents consider Slightly-Important Things to be a crucial factor in their daily lives.
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• reported experiencing mild to moderate feelings of existential dread when forced to prioritize Truly-Important Things over Slightly-Important Things.
• 42% of our sample population confessed to spending more than 2 hours a day browsing Slightly-Important Things on the internet.