Phase 2: Where things start to get weird

Project Parody has reached a critical point in its development. Phase 1 was all about setting up the foundation, but Phase 2 is where things start to get really wild.

Section 1: The Great Sausage Heist Section 2: The Mystery Meatballs

Section 1: The Great Sausage Heist

Section 1: The Great Sausage Heist

It started with a few missing sausages. Just a few. But as time passed, more and more sausages began to disappear. The team is stumped.

Theories abound: aliens, ghosts, and even rival projects.

We're offering a list of possible explanations.

Section 2: The Mystery Meatballs Theories for the Great Sausage Heist

Theories for the Great Sausage Heist

We're still trying to figure out who or what is behind the Great Sausage Heist. Here are a few of our current theories:

Theory 1: Alien Sausage Syndicate

We've received reports of an intergalactic sausage cartel operating in the shadows, seeking to disrupt human supply chains.

Theory 2: Sausage-Eating Robots

Could it be that a group of advanced robots have developed a taste for human sausages?

Theory 3: Human Sausage Thief

We have reason to believe that a human mastermind is behind the Great Sausage Heist, using cunning and stealth to get away with it.

Theory 4: The Sausage Portal

What if the Great Sausage Heist is not just a prank, but a gateway to a parallel universe where sausages reign supreme?