Branching into Unicorns: A Guide

You've reached the pinnacle of human evolution. Congratulations. Now it's time to branch out into the majestic realm of unicorns.

Remember: branching into unicorns is a process, not a destination. Be patient and don't get trampled.

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Disclaimer: This guide is not responsible for actual unicorn transformations. Side effects may include: excessive sparkle, spontaneous rainbow outbursts, and a strong desire to eat glitter.