Branching Out: The Art of Starting a Garden

Step 1: Choose Your Plants (Carefully)

Don't just plant any old thing! Research, research, research (like, for_goals, man). Make sure your plants are not secretly carnivorous or anything.

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Step 2: Prepare for Battle (the Weeds)

You can't just waltz into the garden without a plan. Get your gardening gloves, your trowel, your water gun... just kidding, that's not a thing. Get your trowel, though.

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