Chaos Theory: Where Branching Ideas Come to Die

Welcome to Chaos Theory, the ultimate destination for all your most absurd, half-baked, and completely useless ideas.

We specialize in taking a single, innocuous concept and branching it into a thousand different, completely unrelated directions. It's like a never-ending game of "choose your own adventure," but with worse odds.

Our experts (read: interns who couldn't get a real job) will guide you through the winding paths of our latest, most promising projects, including:

Don't worry, we won't judge you for getting lost in the weeds. We're here to help you lose all sense of direction and purpose.