Fruit Tantrums | A Branching Exploration

The eternal quest for the perfect fruit. A never-ending battle of wills between the fruit and the human who dare to consume it.

Here, we delve into the depths of fruit-induced tantrums, where the boundaries of sanity and reason are pushed to the limit.

Why so many fruit tantrums, you ask?

• Is it the pungent smell of durian that sets them off?
• Or is it the tartness of the lemon that makes us go mad?
• Perhaps it's the sheer juiciness of the orange that drives us to the brink of insanity?

Join us as we continue to explore the vast, wondrous, and often absurd world of Fruit Tantrums.

// const fruitTantrum = (function() {
    // 	var reason = 'pungent_smell';
    // 	if (reason === 'tartness') {
	    // 		return 'lemony_arguments';
	    // 	} else {
	    // 		return 'juiciness';
	    // 	}
	// }());