Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to simply exist in a puddle of your own making? Look no further than "Leaf It All Behind: Tips for the Leaky Mind"!

Here's a tip for you: Step 1: The Art of Accidentally Losing Your Keys - a classic.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Step 2: The Fun of Pretending to Lose Your Car Keys, but only if you're prepared to face the existential crisis that follows.