Because, honestly, I had a meeting that ran late. Or, uh, I was stuck in a time loop and had to relive the same 30 seconds 47 times.
I know, I know, it's not a valid excuse, but have you seen the state of the office fridge? It's a real jungle down there!
Anyway, let's get back to the matter at hand. Here's a list of our latest branching ideas, complete with their own trees of sophistry:
And don't even get me started on prophets of doom, but that's a whole other can of worms... or should I say, a whole other can of brussels sprouts?
Stay tuned for more updates from the trees of sophistry!